I’m not usually one to play the “call it terrorism” card but

That grinding always weirded me out. I just liked to dance unencumbered. But I was not a normal kid. Plus, Capri Suns.

Teen awkwardness I’m thinking. Juice boxes, cartoons and kid stuff I still get to do because I have kids.

Hands up if the presence and popularity of the  “Ignoring Things You Don’t Understand” option gives you anxiety.

Tank top and underwear. What if there’s a fire?

dude... flannel nightgowns? Should be sleepin’ naked

But, but... Swedish fish and cute bedding!!

And I just Googled and of course I know who Jake Tapper is but because this was a question of him being hot I was thinking pop stars and whatnots and I’m an idiot. I shall now go obsess over how much of an idiot I am. With box wine. Then go to bed hella early.

I’m predicting the showdown being between Going to Bed Early and Everything is Free, because those are literally the two stages of life

I love IKEA. It’s like a themepark of scented candles and throwpillows and glasses I can actually afford, PLUS meatballs.

Calling Going To Bed Early winning it all because going to bed at 9 pm is essentially heroin for me.

Had a couple I didn’t want to do either but it’s a pretty solid tourney so far.

Ok... The four of you that picked Jake Tapper being hit over getting a raise... Who hurt you?

Ikea gets a ton of shit, but they also have a decent breakfast for $1.98 and Daim candy and those fucking Swedish meatball plates are only 500 calories! Free refills on fountain sodas too!

Vacations last way longer than mouth stuff, and wouldn’t that also include GIVING mouthstuff and receiving bad mouthstuff? I’d rather go to Cabo for a 3-day weekend.

I’m a borderline alcoholic, so...

That’s a good man doing the right things. Today you set aside politics, today Tobias Ellwood is one of the heroes.

also yes this is a fictional show and i may be too invested. you should hear me talk about “gossip girl”.

To cover his ass completely.

In the meantime, I’m super-psyched to hit the downtown White Castle drive-thru on the way home from the cubicle farm and get 3 Dr. Praeger’s vegi burgers presented slider style! Maybe even spring for onion chips (with a Tums chaser)! That is my glorious life (I mean it), Cat, so you can suck it!