I prefer the term functioning alcoholic.

My little brother is a chef, and he loathes truffle fries. This past Christmas, my mom was super excited because she bought him a variety pack of truffle sea salts. When he opened the gift, the look on his face said it all. After my parents left, he told me that he could not use that shit under any circumstances. Two…

I’m in as well. Let’s do this, my fellow Jezzies!

My husband is Scottish, so I know exactly what you mean.

Me, too. My pre-k son was sitting in the back. He asked, “Why is that villian not telling the truth. Islam is a religion.” My freakin’ 4 1/2 yr old gets this!

This is exactly what my husband said last night. As he put it, if the only reason you didn’t have sex is because your dick wasn’t working, you are no better than if your dick hard worked.

I am not a fan of her music, but her prusuit of this fight has made me a fan of her as a person. Fuck this dude! Turkey and a diet coke is too calorie rich? That is just fucking absurd.

In Rachel’s defense, I suspect she was made to shill for Gretta, whose ratings suck.

Exactly. Most of my life I had heard women talk about how they loved being pregnant. Then I was pregnant. I love my son (now 4-yrs-old), but I did not love being pregnant (other than the amazing dreams).

I was thinking about doing this. The GOP senator in my district has faced challengers in primaries, but not a single opponent in the general. I really got excited and started planning my strategy with a good friend (who has been pushing for me to run for office for years). Then my mom finally told me how she really…

I have to say it here because saying it at home doesn’t seem to work. PROGRESSIVES, stop fighting each other. Hillary wasn’t a lying piece of shit. Bernie wasn’t the man who sabotaged her chances. Comey and the sleeping giant of racist white men (and somehow white women too) elected Cheetolini. Look, I fucking cried…

Not a member of the cult. Bernie is actually in it for us, not for himself. He (foolishly) think that he can convince enough Americans that democratic socialism is a good thing. I know it is, but I have less faith in the American people.

I have the “A Woman’s Place is in the House and Senate” sweatshirt, and I swear I get dirty looks all of the time for that shit.

SCOTUS rulled a few years ago that children cannot be sentenced to life without parole. IN theory, there are not life sentences for children who commit murder.

Exactly. I actually gasped when I read that. My son is 4-and-half and he was 38 pounds.

I actually never had to slap his hand away. I told him that the over or burners on the stove were hot and not to touch them, and that was it. As for the dogs, we explained to him where to pet our two dogs, and he only touched them where we told him to it was ok to touch them. As for your time out proposal, he doesn’t…

Converted to the religion because I studied it, fell in love with it, and found out that before my family immigrated, they were Jewish. I am married to a recovering Catholic ahthiest, and I make my own money. Nice try, though.

And he is only 6.

I didn’t think spanking was abuse until I studied corporal punishment in college and law school. I definitely think it is abuse now. I have never hit my son, who is 4. NEVER! My husband spanked him once, and my son told me about it when I got home. When I asked my husband about it, he denied it. I believed my son, who…

I agree 100%. This is a constant point of contention between my husband and me. We were both spanked as children, but for me I can tell you the two times I was spanked as a kid and what I did that got me spanked. He was spanked as a regular form of punishment. He always told me he was on the same page with me in terms…