Burn it to the ground. It’s surprising enough she got a conviction out of a football player in Texas. Hopefully she gets fuck-you rich off of this and these football factories masquerading as places of learning might think twice before minimizing a victim of the environment they created.

This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

I realize that Andrew Luck and his Neanderthal brow ridge have displaced ol’ Ben, but Roethlisbugger always will be Unfrozen Caveman Quarterback to me.

Then you need to “check” more often. While there are definitely exceptions depending on who would be fighting, men have more muscle mass and density, stronger bones and ligaments, greater lung capacities, larger hearts, etc. So, in other words, physically, it’s almost never a fair fight. How that became “equal” the…

I am not interested in the excuses of men who hit women.

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

I checked and there is unfortunately no gif of Bugs Bunny sawing off Arizona.

We believe that it defies logic and common sense that a woman would seek to re-connect and get back into bed with a man who she says forced her to have unwanted sex just hours earlier

Member of MRA but not MENSA?

(millennial scoff) More like Title Nein

Well, but there’s consenting to something because you want to have sex with people for money (and if you do, great! You do you!) and consenting to something because you’re poor, or uneducated, or feeding an addition, or whatever and it’s the only prospect you have for making money. Is that actually consent and is that…

Because he single handedly is going to end inequality? An old white(now very rich after all these donations) man is going to take care of woman’s issues? A man that failed at writing pornography about all woman fantasizing about being raped? And before I am jumped on about that, Hillary has had her whole life and…

A fucking men. I get the whole Bernie thing, really, but JFC when you keep seeing “that lying fucking sack of shit bitch” and “the establishment bitch” I’m not completely convinced it’s the “establishment vs. reformer” argument some of his supporters are selling. Personally, I’ll vote for Hillary (don’t even bother,…

Every time I hear a Bernie supporter say they’ll stay home in November if he loses or WORSE would vote for Trump instead, I want to set my hair on fire. Or theirs. It depends on the kind of day I’m having.

Pfft. Network TV stars? Bernie voters are watching pirated episodes of Deutschland 83.

100% uncontroversial take:

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

Sanders needs to really quit it with the condescending looks and finger wagging. How come when it comes to media coverage he gets away with acting like fucking TRUMP, when Trump doesn’t get away with acting like Trump?

if Hillary acted like Bernie, with the finger raised and pulling faces while she’s in the middle of a sentence, she’d be booed off the stage.