Glad I'm not alone in watching it 3 times.

Yikes.

THETANS

Self-congratulatory snark

Scientology joke

Clicked just for picture of Karen Gillan, was not disappointed.

The whole Cyrus family is payback for something. Vietnam, I dunno.

Shut up, VH1.

I'm really not a fan of Gunn's and I've never found his "sense of humor" (scare quotes!) funny at all. But in this case, he's working as a hired gunn, and he's technically competent, so I'm anticipating a fun movie.

Drake is no name for someone that doesn't play RPGs.

Unpopular Opinion Bear says maybe they should make better movies.

I go with both. In comments you get more off-the-cuff impressions; a review has to worry about being a publishable piece of prose, aside from the opinion. And it's no secret that sometimes critics love movies that the population in general doesn't.

Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty," and Rick never said "Play it again, Sam." It just sounds cooler that way.

It's a magical place.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE JOKES

I'd rather an evil Steve Jobs type. Luthor should be able to charm a crowd.

That's true, but it might be nice to spend some time with them as well. I worry about a situation like the comics, where there are so many that each only gets time to do their one quip per issue (if that).

I heard that motherfucker has like thirty goddamn dicks.

A downvote for VM, huh. All right.

Agreed that it's the best since the pilot. It mostly avoids the failings the writing has had until now. The structure was actually pretty interesting, with it backtracking and replaying the episode from different characters' points of view. It's not like that's never been done before, but for this show, it's…