I always assumed that he signed a multi-picture contract that he hated and just farted out some dreck as fast as he could to get out of it.

I don't think they'll have Pym outright create him; I meant, as a cameo, show him having a conversation with Stark about AI, as an older mentor or something. Then they could say that Pym was sort of involved in the creation of Ultron. But it'd mostly just be a nod in the direction of continuity for the comic fans.

There's actually a term for those: "Marvel Cinematic Universe" or MCU.

We don't know where Ultron comes from, Stark is just the popular theory. Joss has obviously known that since the moment he had the idea, though, so who knows what will actually happen.

That'd require a universe full of superheroes with hidden identities. Every single member of the Avengers is known; actually, they're almost always referred to by their real names. The current X-men universe is probably the only one it could happen in.

I haven't seen enough digital films to be a good judge, but at least 95% of the movies I've seen have been analog, and I'm gonna miss that uniquely analog quality.

I hope Interstellar is an incredible movie, so that film gets a proper sendoff.

Were there… sounds?

Do you think you were conceived dog-style or missionary?

Dear Louise,

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No more newswires with the word "Mars" until the Veronica Mars movie comes out. For a split second I get excited and then disappointed.

"And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun"

That is truly bizarre. I didn't know the A.V.Club was big enough to have its own dedicated hate blog.

Maybe I was projecting the stonerness.

I have no idea who she is or why she's famous. I thought she was Justin Bieber's girlfriend, but apparently that's someone else that looks like her.

7 years? He's 45.

I've never seen any of the Underworlds, so about half of this review went over my head.

Yup, I did. That was kind of the point actually.