And it's a shame Peter's dad didn't get a vecsectomy.

Poor guy, but he should've known every match against Chelsea comes with a Hazard.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

The worst part of Chuckie E. Cheese is after. Oh, God, the after. I assumed I was in for an easy night. They had to be exhausted, right? No. Absolute pandefuckingmonium. There was crying, screaming, an attempt to exit a moving vehicle, violence and vomiting.

Russell Wilson tweeted that he watched this and liked it, and got straight up ATTACKED pretty immediately. I guess because whips and sex contracts aren't super Christiany? He had to defend himself by saying he was repping for Seattle. (Because it's set in Seattle. The preview actually shows the space needle with the…

I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

Later that evening, Dora the Explorer went missing

This is what happens when a little white lie ends up turning into a big ass joke. But that's just Iggy Azalea for you.

I have a ton of LL experience as a player, coach and parent. My son's all star team was even DQ'd one year because of a pitch count violation in a game that we won. The coach was confused by the rules, but it did not matter. It was a matter of four or five pitches too many and we forfeited a game we won by 10 runs.…

And the fan goes wild!

Yeah, I mean, in America a rape is just a rape. In Saudi Arabia, you have to worry about being murdered by your own family after being raped. Because, y'know, you've offended the family's "honor" by being the victim of a horrible crime.

Before just now, I was unaware that okc was sucking this season and in danger of missing the playoffs. So now I'm really happy. Fuck those guys! ~ Sonics fan

Unless he dragged his left foot, which is obstructed by the defender, it's legal. It's either a very slight travel, or all good

I'm just trying to figure out how I get my cock approved for public use.

"You're down 20 now, homie."

Who would've thought the Catholic Church would engage in a coverup of abuse of young people? Shocking!

Gallagher's assertions of his innocence are undercut a bit by the fact that the Archdiocese has already reassigned him to another school's team.

"NO MORE" is trying to reach regular people and telling them to say NO MORE to getting hit. Getting raped or any other kind of abuse. To try and tell people to start talking about what is happening or has happened to them. To change the way the police and other officials do their job, to not let rape kits get back…

I've been seeing "No More" commercials for months and I only heard of "Joyful Heart" from this article. Doesn't seem like the branding worked very well.