Read?!

The media should be happy for that because you're right, this does give them more ink to spill than any of the stock standard answers.

How about this - run a game with no commentary, just football - like you are at an actual sporting event.

They are

But, but, but - Vai Tua tested positive - so take that cheaters!

He's not buddies with every owner. He's employed by every owner.

Here are his quotes:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,

Not sure if serious or stupid, probably both.

I love how the 'Bama player lands a slap across the face and then goes into full retreat, she starts to posture up like a basketball fight where people get held back and scream at each other.

Yeah. Figured out the real story this morning.

Seems pretty reasonable. Overall doesn't appear to be a difficult issue if they actually cared to tackle it.

Lemme see.....

It's pretty clear the Pats were playing loose to get a competitive advantage.

Yeah - I've never been a fan of the "fan" jersey, but let's not pretend like this is something new. The number was retired in 1984 and people have been buying and wearing them for years. I just don't like the look of them and find "fan" on a jersey to just be a little underwhelming.

Absolutely - growing up on the east coast I couldn't even get a box score of a Seahawks game most Mondays, it would just say "late" next to them and typically they wouldn't run it on Tuesday.

Yeah, I'm in that same boat, except a Seahawks fan.

Goes back to their BW3 days - they self branded a lot of that "b-dubs" stuff ........ I know way too many people who love their wings and they always try to drag me there, blech

I read it like this:

Rømer please!