Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

As of right now this sounds to me like a mental health/substance abuse thing, which means we are owed, and should expect, no explanation.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

But BMW also rates the M3 at 425 HP from its turbo inline-six engine, and it comes in a manual transmission. A Mercedes-Benz AMG C 43 has a claimed 367 HP from its turbo V6 and starts at just over $54,000, so it’s really all about the options and specific features a driver wants in this price range.

I get that people should strive for #1 , but literally destroying their runner-up trophy as some shameful badge of failure really just enforces some of the worst things about competition and human nature in general.

“We don’t play for participation trophies”
You don’t play at all, dip shit. 

They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

He’s a full kit wanker. He got what he deserved.

“We’ve seen it on film. We was ready for it.”

The fact that the PT Cruiser had to come to a skidding halt makes me wonder how good of a system is in place to alert drivers. Not that the Audi couldn’t have stopped in time, but maybe there isn’t sufficient alerting if one car came to a skidding stop and the other smashed through the gate. I’m not familiar with this…

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

What’s it like having a life utterly devoid of joy?

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

Cobalt is an element. Making it synthetically would involved elaborate nuclear reactions.

Totally with you. I’d rather have Kaep than Hoyer.

In summation, I hope the Colts didn’t kill one of the few good quarterbacks in the NFL, but they probably did.

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*