All of my dealer experiences with my GTI were real crummy so I bought one of their competitor’s cars instead of an Audi.

That car sounds good enough to be worth getting intimately familiar with leaving it at the dealer for repairs.

That alarm sounds like a sentient computer got tasked with making a new alarm sound.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just call it the Three?

Avoid soda because it’s high in sugar, eat an apple which has 63% of the sugar as a 12oz soda?

I wear gloves so that if I fall off the bike my gloves get scraped up and not my hands. Plenty of people wear leather gloves, they’re pretty good at abrasion resistance.

I ride a couple hundred miles a week and after our big weekend mountain climb we all generally consume pure filth. Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, anything fatty and salty.

If your friend will let you log in, your friend can just invite you. In the preview dashboard app it lets you invite people.

Heh. You think SUV owners can drive over a curb. Ever go to the grocery store and get stuck behind someone in a giant truck gingerly rolling over the concrete ramp into the parking lot at 0.5mph?

10 shares of AAPL is like $1250.

The Porsche GT3 driver ultimately waves us by after being repeatedly out handled and out horse powered by the 2015 Corvette Z06 Auto with the Z07 package.

Did you show up to defend AT&T?

Right, left, I just don’t want it to take two minutes and to randomly decide when to yank controller focus from the game I’m playing when someone sends me a party invite.

They know, they just don’t care.

I was waiting to get my girlfriend’s phone repaired. It went on way longer than “simple misunderstanding” as the poor customer begged and pleaded that they knew the phone worked in America.

I think they’re filming an NHL Wives show which doesn’t have the rights to the NHL team logos.

This stuff is just amazing.

On the New Mexico story I was once in a Verizon store as an exhausted customer asked over and over again if they could use their phone in Europe as some smiling jackass employee repeated endlessly “yes it works everywhere in America”.

I fully support him, I just doubt this adversely impacts AT&T.

In a statement, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler said: “Broadband providers must be upfront and transparent about the services they provide. The FCC will not stand idly by while consumers are deceived by misleading marketing materials and insufficient disclosure.”