“Has this person, for just one second, considered how families with young children must feel when they are confronted with these obscene symbols as they walk to school? Not only is this vandalism, but it’s also counter-productive,” the spokesman said. “Every penny that we have to spend cleaning off this graffiti is a…

If McLaren sticks with the constant update strategy, current models like the 650S may be worth a fraction of what they cost now.

My boss told me to clean it, I told him I was working there for beer money in college and that if he wanted to fire me I wouldn’t hold it against him, but I wasn’t cleaning it under any circumstances and he’d have to not only find someone to clean it but train someone to replace me.

What the fuck?

We had someone come into our Gamestop who explained that they needed to use the bathroom and that they had a medical condition that made it an emergency so we said “ok, but we’ll have to go back there with you and wait outside the door because it’s in our stock room”.

She freaks out and asks how I could allow children to leave the store. I ended up asking her the same thing.

I’ll buy this the day it comes out just like I’ll be in line to see a midnight showing of the new Star Wars movie: because I’m a moron.

Not that I own a Ferrari or a GT-R but owning a car you like so much that you give it that second glance after you get out is a profoundly good feeling.

The plaid seats are *the best* and I wish VW offered their fancier leather seats with a plaid option (since only the middle panels are plaid).

The Buccaneers won a super bowl in that "40 fucking years of shit". I get being annoyed with your team (they're certainly both bad and poorly run now) but that seems like an extreme assessment given that they won it all 12 years ago.

I think that this is way better than asking everyone to kick in hundreds of dollars to go golfing for a weekend or whatever

This is an hysterical slap in the face to all the people who paid for this DLC in advance.

Sick 2001 era burn about wasting server space. You win the internet! Good day sir! Epic win!

If you’re sober enough to not want to use the machine because of hygiene concerns you should go back inside and have a few more drinks.

Thanks for showing up “guy who would trick out a $19,000 car instead of buying an M4” I’m guessing BMW and Lexus are disappointed that you choose not to buy their products.

This is something you used to be able to do in games for free.

Interesting read, thanks.

you’re ... compensating for something

It’s a luxury car and part of what you pay for is that wow factor. If you just want a fast hatchback the Golf R and a chip is probably a smarter buy, you know?

The hot hatch market sums it up pretty well: nobody with $60k in their pocket wants something described as a “hot hatch”.