But Uber drivers aren't "on the clock" per se, the service convinces them to drive during a blizzard by having high rates.

"We don't have a thousand nannies" seems like they certainly have the luxury of having a single nanny, is the point of this for us to all believe they're Just Like Us?

Is that the gauge they use to test footballs?

I killed 300 sword carriers once I started counting before I got Husk of the Pit.

I doubt it, just shitty luck.

"Easily"?

At "sub 5s" this is a little slower than a 335i M-Sport (but has AWD), so I'd bet it'll be priced comparably: $51k to start, up to around $60k fully loaded.

"I own a computer" shouts man currently talking to other people on a forum only available on a computer "aren't I smart and special?"

Drunkspin will not be covering SweetWater Brewing Company.

I flew premium economy on a flight from FRA-SFO. It cost $150 and it was the same seat as regular economy but I got an extra 6" of legroom and ditched my old middle seat for an aisle.

There are plenty of places where you can see pictures of people swimming in the Ganges today with corpses floating by.

Because you have a pulse and a soul?

Wrong Potvin, try to keep up.

Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him.

I drove two hours out of my major metropolitan area to snag a fully loaded german luxury car that had been sitting on a dealer lot because no one in that area wanted to pay for all of those options.

Probably not "anyone", there are a lot of guys who'll play four games for league minimum, but if you have a $3.585M signing bonus on the table I'd agree that there probably aren't doctors out of your reach.

Needs... two? tires?

Because Jo Innes is a medical doctor who watches sports and offers insight that most of us don't have.

I think you're supposed to, but maybe nobody really gives a shit.