Probably not "anyone", there are a lot of guys who'll play four games for league minimum, but if you have a $3.585M signing bonus on the table I'd agree that there probably aren't doctors out of your reach.

Needs... two? tires?

Because Jo Innes is a medical doctor who watches sports and offers insight that most of us don't have.

I think you're supposed to, but maybe nobody really gives a shit.

This doesn't seem better than wearing a condom.

He didn't eat shit but here's my dog running in slow mo on the beach and I think he's pretty cool:

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Dinosaurs are cool and I liked them a lot as a kid. I didn't want to be a paleontologist because brushing off rocks seems boring.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

BUT THE DINOSAUR LIPS ARE WRONG HOW COULD YOU ENJOY THIS?????

Those situations blow because being an asshole works and you feel bad about it, but if dude would have just helped you out in the first place it wouldn't have gotten to that. If you had been nice and polite they would have shuffled you along and helped the next person until someone was an asshole.

"Dinosaur nerds also upset about their 8pm bedtime and not getting a Nintendo for Christmas"

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

If you want to try that X-zylo thing but not spend any money make one out of a sheet of regular paper it works great:

People who complain about kids on a flight are the worst. It's really loud on an airplane even without children, if noise bothers them they should wear earplugs.

I like Dunkin Donuts but their regular croissants suck so I don't know why I'd have high hopes for their cronut.

Sure you can. I have a huge TV, a comfy couch and a surround sound system. I can pause the movie to take a leak, and I can drink a beer in my underwear while watching.

Looks like a lightning strike. Always interesting when this stuff mimics nature.

Hooray now I can work on the way to work. I can work from home before my autonomous car shows up and work on the ride and work at work and then again on the ride home and I can work after I get home thanks to the internet.