I think three engine swaps would even make an Audi owner blush.

2014 M3 for $66k leaves me $99k to buy a nicely loaded Cayman S.

I'm habitually a long range/sniper player online so having to chase allowances of secondary ammo really cramped my style.'

How is one to tell you to your face that you left your car parked like an asshat?

Does your lease have an out clause? It might seem like a lot of money but it's probably worth it.

Generally leaving passive aggressive notes about things like parking makes you an ass, yes.

Oh brother.

Or just get on with your life, a lot of you need anger management classes I think.

You saw all parking activity on the street all day? What if they parked normally and cars around them left and other people parked there leaving large gaps?

A simple note would tell the offending parker what they need to know, and not make you look like a huge ass.

What's great is that most research says that it's the shearing rotations that happen that do the most damage and Virginia Tech's "STAR" system doesn't include any sort of rotational testing.

Yeah, I totally appreciate that it's assholes ruining it for nice people, and 99% of the splitters I see aren't causing problems.

Introductory disclaimer: I used to sit on 880 a lot to get home from work and I let plenty of motorcyclists by. I'm not an idiot, I watch my mirrors and move over for them and the nice riders generally wave to say thanks. I'm fine with cyclists filtering when safe.

Oh man in sixth grade you weren't cool unless you owned that shirt. Mine was an adult large despite my being approximately three feet tall.

I'm dreaming of replacing my Focus with a Model S, but to get the one I really want I would have to pay what a decent mortgage costs around here

When my 2006 GTI was about a year old, the airbag light came on so I took the car to the dealer.

An introductory disclaimer: I enjoy Bloody Marys, and when in Canada I'll drink a Bloody Caesar (same thing, but with clamato). I've enjoyed a michelada at my local Mexican watering hole here in California.

sweet molasses

No mention of two white guys totally whiffing on a high five?