Allie Brosh is the only testament you need as to the legitimacy of MS Paint as a medium: http://hyperboleandahalf.bl…

Wait, "Everything Now Co."? So is this press release also a stunt from the band?

Without a doubt, the bagpipe solo in Titus Andronicus's "The Battle of Hampton Road"

The loss of SNL's Spicey is definitely the worst part of this. Hopefully they'll give him a fitting sendoff next season that will see him riding a podium into a sea of bubblegum

I didn't resign! You resigned! Your words!

Im kind of tempted to open a restaurant called Nothing Burger now that just serves empty boxes

I feel that way about some songs on the album, but I've also had days where I've listened to nothing but Pretty Things.

American Weekend is still tops for me - that entire album just sounds like one long sigh. Her subsequent work is probably more complex and varied on a technical level, but American Weekend portrays such a pure and specific sadness that it stands out to me as something to turn to more so than her other albums.

And don't forget Publizity, which has given me the GIF to sum up all feelings about the current administration:

I wonder if it's a regional dialect thing, like these: http://www.nytimes.com/inte…

I'll always remember being terrified by the shadowy stingray creature that attacks the hotel. It just kept coming, and it was so hard to get rid of…

Oh yeah, there's a reasonable list of foods I still will not touch - lutefisk would definitely be one, and after trying stinky tofu and natto, I can put those in the "never again" category i-as well

I think there was an interesting idea in here somewhere - it would be kind of cool to see chefs apply the same kind of creativity within the confines of what will appeal broadly to kids. If he had explored this possibility, it might've taken on a more positive tone.

Plus, I don't think it means they'll never learn to like other foods. I grew up eating off the kids menu and am now more adventurous than either of my parents.

This may be a dumb question, but at what point in the process do you steal them? I've never been to Whataburger, but I assume you take them to your table, and when they bring your food they take the number. So are people hiding the number away and abandoning their food?

Titus andronicus is definitely on my shortlist of bands I will see any time I get the chance to, along with diarrhea planet and Julianna Barwick

I was gonna say Jenny Lewis too! I've seen her live about 5-6 times in all now, and each time I go I'm surrounded by people who've seen her about twice that. She may not be as big now as she was during Rilo Kiley, but her fan base is nothing if not devoted.

I don't think this guy actually made it though? I watched it and it was made by Jamie Johnson, heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune.

Ah wow, a Klonoa RPG sounds super cool

The incorrect use of "it's" really adds some authenticity to the voice you're using there.