Its not just anti mask people. Its ordinary everyday Americans. Even here in super liberal California it blows my mind the sheer volume of people not wearing them or wearing them around their necks or chins- even old people. Luckily the governor just made it a law that everyone has to when they leave their homes

What she has a fundamental misunderstand of how ordering food online works. She claims she doesn’t want anyone trying to pay for her food and she wants to “pay her own way”. Her alleged plan is to order online and pick up when you get there. But McDonalds isn’t pizza. They don’t make your order when you place it and…

The conspiracy theory folks always fail when it comes to the DMV Test. How is it possible a worldwide conspiracy of millions of people could be kept under wraps when the Government is incapable of running the DMV properly? You can also use the post-office.

One of my FB friends posted it like 3 times, saying “they keep deleting it!” like that was some reasoning as to why it must be true. There’s a cover-up! They don’t want you to know what’s real! We better keep posting about it and talking about it so everyone can see it! Fight the system!

She’s been at this a long time. Her Wikipedia page calls her an anti-vaxxer and conspiracy freak. Several pages describe her activities before she took this current opportunity to scare and misinform people:

this is a very ethnocentric take

Or the fact that virtually everyone without an allergy will happily chow down shrimp cocktail or crab legs which is effectively a whole aquatic roach and the legs of an aquatic spider. Nothing like a solid dose of dumb as fuck to ruin an otherwise decent day. 

remember to tent with foil!

Fitting that your icon is orange.

the squeak is part of the Art™

Where I work Crunch is treated exactly as that, failure on the part of management, and that’s who sees repercussions for crunch. Because of this, crunch almost never happens, because crunch means managers losing jobs. Crunch is wasted money in more than one way.

Fuck CDPR.

Being “rewarded” with a chance to win gifts from a raffle system where tickets are “paid” via mandatory extra hours is the premise of a Black Mirror episode that has yet to be written.

It becomes easier to understand once you realize how much the press coverage of this literal non-event is an It’s Anyone’s Fault But Mine reaction on the part of the press. The article itself is like a throwback to Hurricane Katrina coverage: exact same pictures, telling a different story, that when put together…

The publisher behind the overwhelming majority of this coverage is Rupert Murdoch. The publisher behind the overwhelming majority of climate change denialism in Australia, even in the face of the wildfires, is Rupert Murdoch. The press baron behind much of the mad dash to war in Iraq in both the US and UK was Mudoch.…

it’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the sudden stop

The relationship between the British press and their royalty is baffling, hilarious, and deeply creepy. “How dare our prince step back from his sacred royal duties of presenting awards, attending funerals and pretending to run charities! And just because we’ve been relentlessly abusing him and his wife for years? This…

This has absolutely no bearing on my life whatsoever and yet I am also pissed off by all of this. Good for Meghan and Harry, screw the tabloids, and the rest of the royals too for doing fuck-all about any of this. Even William couldn’t be bothered to stand up for his sister-in-law despite Harry defending Kate.

Jalopnik has lost multiple people too. Fuck the new owners.