I've heard people say they should have called it the Super 3DS. I'm kinda in agreement to that, it's a cool name and one with a legacy. New 3DS is kinda crappy... but perhaps they think it worked well with New Super Mario Bros.? Dunno...

The plot thickens!

Look, buddy, I have plenty of imagination. PLENTY. You should see the disgusting things I masturabate about. I'm just saying, if we give Pixar a pass on this, we give them free reign to reassign features at will, and when they finally do a movie about anthropomorphized people, the NIPPLES will be the eyes. Just you…