If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

I will never understand this. I’m a patron, but I’m also moving around, and I’m fairly to anything happening at knee level. I’m watching out for waiters, not kids! I have flat out kicked children who have decided to run into me.

I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.

Holy crap I hope the manager threw her out for dumping coffee on the floor.

You go glen coco!

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

Is it bad that I want to see the video?

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

So I’m guessing Florida.

Teenage girls (well, okay, probably teenage boys, too) are pretty easily manipulated by the desire to appear cool, tough, sophisticated, down with the scene, etc — basically to live up to whatever expectations are being set around them. I think it’s the entire reason that age of consent laws are a thing: we know it’s…

Also it wasn’t the “shock of her life.” It barely elicited an eyebrow raise.

What is so touching. She comes off as sanctimonious and hyperbolic. Lead a lawful life, sir??? Yeah that would really touch my heart if an old friend said that to me.

It’s really quite simple and clear - the names of the people on the invitation are the names of the people invited. So,

Right? Isn’t it MORE rude for you to not say it directly and force your guests to run around asking people or trying to guess? If the point of etiquette is to make people comfortable, then give them the information that they need.

Exactly, we’re talking about a motherfucker who went into a black owned restaurant and he was shocked, truly shocked, that everyone was on their best behavior and the service was good.

Unfortunately, the majority of the people that watch Fox News aren’t yelling at their TV because they’re disgusted by what the anchors are saying; they’re yelling because they agree.

That’s really interesting. I thought Mandrax was still being prescribed occasionally.

Bye.

Oh, I have an evil streak in me. For my artist cousin who is basically a floppy hat away from being a hipster, I have been teaching his children to love pop music over the indie and classic stuff that he swears by.