"i was hit by an old woman who can't see red." you are my hero.

you have one of the best names on the interwebs.

a punch in the dick is often the best thing you could possibly do.

i think i was on that same bus! only, in the 80's!

wasn't that a brady bunch episode?

i wondered that too! mine is usually ending in the spring. like usually it would be ending now, but it seems to have a death grip this year! wooo fucking hooo!

you would think that i would have learned by now not to read any of the articles here, that are about human beings behaving their very best. i can't tell you how many times i've hurt myself in some stupid way because i can't stop LAUGHING. thanks you guys. thanks a lot.

i blew sweet tea through my nose.

are you fucking kidding me??? and this ignorant bitch will swear up and down that she's not racist! well, when you assume that everyone who is the same color as you, A} feels the the same way you do about other race, and B} assume that all the other people who are the same race as you, ONLY want to see other people…

you and me both sister!! and our birthdays are about the same time, so happy fucking birthday and i'll drink a shot of tequila in honor of your birthday, on my birthday! {april 12th} LMAO!

this is one of my favorite articles i've read in a very long time! and also one of the most creepily pertinent! lol i'll be 53 in about 3 weeks and i had my moment in the mirror a few years ago. i had always looked much younger than i was, but a few health problems ago, it all caught up with me. i'd always said, when…

does anyone else think that maybe it's time that these organizations go the way of the dinosaurs? a great big asteroid WOULD be nice.

wait, she's only 13!! how did i miss that in all these stories?? that makes what he said even WORSE{if that's really possible}and she most definitely is a better human than me! wow.

this is one of the best articles i've read in awhile, about anything. after reading this entire article, i'm not quite sure it's fair that the entire team was punished. the ones in attendance should have been the ones punished. that being said, their refusal to take the offer of probation and counseling may have been…

if only. in a group that size, there's always at least one cheap asshole who's scared to death they're going to get cheated in some way, or are afraid they'll be forced to pay more of a tip than they want to. which usually means NOTHING. people go into restaurants and act like the biggest assholes, in a way they never…

that's EXACTLY what i thought. the fact that she even used her husband's MISUSE of the english language as a kind of defense, doesn't even make sense! after reading what she said, i'm getting the feeling that she's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

one of the things about being "old"? i can't remeber shit! lol and i used to be a witty ass girl! it was often an off-the-top-of-my-head tirade about me now being incredibly happy that i now knew what i was put on this planet for-to smile at some lounge lizard{it was the 80's}loser, so he could go home and pretend he…

hey! i'm "old" and fat too and no one had said that to me in a few years, until about a month ago! i use to singe men's eyebrows off with the shit i'd to say to them when they said that to me. but this time, i was so surprised and taken aback that someone was saying this to me, my only response was, "you've got to be…

i absolutely adore all the commenters on here tonight. sometimes you almost restore my faith in humanity. you definitely make me laugh!

i thought the exact same thing. and blues is NOT country.