guys can be so clueless sometimes about women wanting them! lol but you're right that it's not always the person's fault, who's dating someone married. one of me best friends was dating a guy and there was something about him i didn't trust. she didn't understand why i felt that way and i couldn't really explain it.…

this is more about dating a married man than meeting someone on craigslist, but i think you'll like it. now i HATE it when women{or men for that matter}date married people. the only time i ever did, i was 18, naive as hell, and of course didn't know. well, he was going to take me to a concert and i get a call…

wow. what i want to know is why a couple of these people did NOT seek medical attention!?! that being said, my GAWD!

i will NEVER understand how this got to be considered a better alternative than actually aging! NEVER. they look like ugly freaky plastic monsters. i'd much rather look like a wrinkly old sack. any day.

"there was soup in my shoe." the first stop of many while reading this because it's hard to read when you're LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF! you are a funny funny girl and gwyneth paltrow is a twat to the bazillionth power. guess who i'd rather be, any day of the week.

thank you! she barely fell here. i wanted to see something more like your GIF! i usually don't wish people ill, but in her case i'll make an exception. this headline WAS totally misleading and this whole thing would have been a wash, except for your contribution. you're my hero today!

it doesn't really matter to me that it's a year later, you said what you said. and you did exactly what i thought you'd do, you made excuses. and you still don't really think there's anything wrong with what you said{like i thought}, just the way you said it. so there's really no difference.

wow. did you even think twice before you just posted what you did? i guess i hope that if you had, you would not have sent it. but really, what's the difference if you post it or not, if that's the way you think? how many white guys were gross and inappropriate? you'd never make that distinction though, would you? i…

she cares more about her religion than she does her child. how disgusting, pathetic, and sad is that? sometimes, i really hate this place.

thanks for filling me in! i think the reason i loathe stassi so much, is the fact that she is just as big of bottom feeding loser as kristen, but she thinks she is FAR superior to anyone on the planet. she so deserved anything jax did to her. that group of people are some of worst i've seen in a while. it comforts me…

while kristen IS a total horror, stassi is actually one of THE WORST women on reality t.v. and that's saying A LOT! even the girls on "the bad girls club" are worlds better than her, because, at least they're honest about who they are. stassi self-pity parties can also put kristen's to shame, and her continued…

uh huh.

i do know, i really can't help loathing her. her self indulgent, boring, inane music is the epitome of what has gone so wrong with music. this past week, i saw a story about some snowboarder who has a crush on her. she got wind of it{oh boy, a guy who doesn't know what a horror i am to date!}and had a friend send him…

OMG! i remember fleet week in s.f.! nothing like the city being over run with thousands of straight men! lol there was a joke at the time-what do you call a single straight girl in s.f. that sleeps with a different guy every night? a liar! good times. good times.

that's right, bring out the medication the minute your child misbehaves! are you kidding?? and she said he "couldn't stop stealing" and you turned that into a compulsion?? maybe he just wants to steal shit! what this parent is doing is probably the EXACT thing she needs to do! he apparently values "things" or he…

if you take the face off{or leave it on, for weird fun!}the drawing in #14, doesn't it look like a uterus? so now you can be afraid that your uterus is the BABADOOK!

the "murica at the end? such a little thing, but hilarious and the perfect ending! LMAO!

i'd rather hear an animal being skinned alive than taylor swift. i totally get what you're saying. and a song about harry anything, coming from merna would be amazing. {no live animal will actually be skinned alive confirm my veracity- so all animal facists-stfu.}

when they say drumstick, do they mean the kind you play drums with or the kind you eat at thanksgiving? this will keep me awake nights if i don't find out. that, and the fact that men stick things in their urethra, without being forced to by a medical professional. that too will keep me awake nights, though for…

it's considered a christmas movie. they show it a million times every christmas.