squeeze that coleslaw yourself, asshole! i SWEAR i would have brought him an extra bowl and said, "have at it, coleslaw carl!" but that's probably why i quit being a server years ago. i broke and couldn't take it anymore. my hat is off to those of you who do it!

i HATE flies and i've encountered many a taunting fly! that's why i wanted to kill him while he was still loitering in the window because i knew if he got in my room, he'd drive me NUTS! we're taking our fly annihilation very seriously, aren't we? lmao!

that's the kind i'm talking about. most people buy 70% alcohol, but most places carry a stronger 91 or 93% kind too. he was dead in seconds!

thank you! one of the best dance songs ever.

are you kidding? do you really think it's okay not to mention that you're HIV positive?? this is the kind of thinking that keeps it right on spreading! so many young people think that HIV is that big of a deal anymore and it's appalling! THERE IS NO CURE FOR HIV!! while i do think that having sex with a stranger…

i thought my head was also going to explode from the corgi cuteness!

i killed a fly today with a spray bottle with 91% alcohol in it! i use it in my art work. there was a huge fly{much like the one in the 2nd photo}buzzing around in the window sill so i sneaked up and SPRAAAAAAY!!! he was asphyxiated within seconds. no driving ME crazy while i'm trying to sleep! and that's my fly…

so it's actually the family's baby, right? her eggs, not the surrogate's. so she basically abandoned her own flesh and blood. what if she had actually given birth to a baby with down's syndrome? would she have abandoned it then? she has actually abandoned her baby, as far as i'm concerned. i see everyone's point about…

thanks, man! and i wish! lol

you are speaking the TRUTH! i know i get on here and say shit sometimes that i know isn't going to make some people happy, but i mean no harm. i'll apologize if i've really offended someone. but some people on the the interwebs are vicious, unforgiving, and have NO sense of humor about themselves. when i run across…

when i started reading the lunch buffet story, i laughed out loud just seeing the words, "lunch buffet", all in capitals. nothing says fun like a long trough of food at a bargain price. the eating public are so much goddamn fun! oh yeah, you're still my hero, c.a. pinkham.

you're funny! i like you whether you like me or not. lol

"freaks"! i love that movie!

you have absolutely no idea what was motivating that woman to want non-white sperm. for you to assume that you know the reason is ridiculous. you have no idea how many black people she knows either. remember what they say when you ass-u-me, you make an ass of u and me. mostly you though.

i'm sorry all of your pets died, but way to crumb up a great and funny story about this awesomely happy dog and family! couldn't you have saved it for a different story?

is it wrong that i want to PUNCH STEVE IN THE FACE??! i think not.

it's been quite awhile since women began complaining about the horrid fatuousness of feminine hygiene commercials. how long does it take for something to sink in to the heads of the oafish half-witted ad exec?? there is a new ad though that is so stupid, the first time i saw it, i was home alone and actually started…

wait....you are telling me that this is a REAL description on her blog?? this isn't a joke, like seinfeld's j. peterman catalogue?? there is now no retrieving hell from the hand basket. my gawd, she has got to be as dumb as a box of hair to not not be able to see how truly embarrassingly bad this is!! wow.

just because someone is desperately poor doesn't necessarily make them devoid of morals and ethics. and it doesn't make it okay if they are.

yeah, but i bet the disease of that dress started in jersey and spread! LMAO!!