So you’re telling me that a guy is using his own money to do something that he wants to do? This is a shocking and unprecedented turn of events.

There’s only one rule in my car.

There’s only one rule in my car.

But he didn’t sexually abuse any young girls, so at least it was a step in the right direction.

Pro-tip: Re-inflate, or slightly over-inflate (don’t exceed the tire’s maximum rated pressure) the tire prior to reaming or plugging. It makes it a ton easier since the tire is then “hard” rather than flexing when you put your muscle into it. Of course, adjust to the proper pressure as the last step.

From Field of Schemes:

The crazy thing about this whole thing is...

Well, that is just delightfully disturbing +1

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

Nothing highlights the fact that your head looks like the tip of an orange penis quite like a white tie on a white shirt.

I guess he didn’t sea you already made that joke... What a beach.

Not fair! You posted first yet McParland gets all the glory! ... :/

That combat ship is Littorally unsinkable.

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

As for Savage, I worship him as I would a god,

We're being pretty loose with the term "genius" here.

I just got one and when I went to drink from it, it jumped into my eye, and now I’m blind. Thanks alot Shep.

I just got one and when I went to drink from it, it jumped into my eye, and now I’m blind. Thanks alot Shep.

1) The fact that these are bent would seem to lead to a gentler mouth entry angle.

1) The fact that these are bent would seem to lead to a gentler mouth entry angle.

You paid the price so that others (me) could learn something new.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27…

Are you trying to tell me that I will not die in a Ferrari crash surrounded by hookers* like I always intended?