I haven’t insulted you once.

I’m positive you don’t understand the pretty obvious sexism in your language which really makes me question your qualifications as a progressive.

We can add “specific” to the apparently endless list of words whose definitions elude you.

and also got so drunk that she passed out near the end of the 3rd period of a game that went to fucking overtime.

I was a Cubs fan from birth

No, Cub fans have always been assholes.

St. Louis fans are irritating, but Kansas City fans are complete pieces of shit.

Hopefully it’s permanent, career-hindering damage.

No. I pointed out that you’re kind of stupid, too.

First off, there are few more obvious indications that somebody is a pseudo-intellectual than when she says “utilize” rather than “use.” But, I digress.

You don’t understand much of what you read, do you? Is this the result of retardation, or were you assaulted with a blunt object?

As we’ve established, you’re an imbecile, so...

*your, not you’re

First off, thanks for the [sic]. I actually already pointed out that I mistyped, but what the hell. It’s late. I’ll let you enjoy that one.

Thank you for being a perfect example of what I was talking about, regarding Jezbian dipshits who don’t understand what they read.

Do you have an HIV problem?

*writing

I don’t think you quite understand the scope of my reading

I am, in fact, a decent human being.

*missionaries