Can someone tell me how to get paid a lot to be an awful person? It seems like a really hot market right now and I want in.

For the majority of articles I’ve read regarding actions by our government lately, I have had to stop and scroll back up to see what website I’m on, because I legitimately thought I’d somehow clicked to The Onion by mistake. It honest to dog reads like an SNL parody about our country, but is actual real life.

I’m sure she will get hired into the administration eventually.

I clicked on this expecting to find out that DeVos had appointed that UT affirmative action bitch.

I could see her point re: discrimination if there was no way for white students to get extra help in calculus, but somehow I doubt that’s the case.

Betsy DeVos is a proud member of the white lady group who cheerleads toxic masculinity. I find her more odious than out and out misogynists.

The morning pastries would be good, but his bitch faced criticism of everything you did in bed that wasn’t to his liking would not be.

I am appalled at your support for Ruby* but share your affection for Brendan. He’s one of my favorite GBBO contestants ever. I want to adopt him as my grandpa.

Ah, Martha! I think Martha is my all-time favorite. She was charming.

Okay, I definitely agree with her take on Piers Morgan, and she seems like she’d be pretty cool in person. But she seemed to have, like, CLINICALLY low self-esteem (I say this as a person with some similar issues myself, and great deal of sympathy for her), and I feel like it was probably not a great idea to put her…

My husband calls him British Guy Fieri.

I knew this was coming, and yet my visceral reaction to that top photo with the new cast was “what is this ABOMINATION?!”

Initially thought it was Oren from Parks and Rec.

And, the great thing for Trump is that Bannon’s skin is already so horribly ruined, you wouldn’t be able to tell at first glance what was making him ill.

I agree that Bannon looks like a festering wound, but Lewandowski was a nasty little weasel and CNN hired him.

I assumed “grey suit, white shirt, grey tie, NEON BLUE WATCH WITH MATCHING BAND” was the new douchefashion thing.

I want this. I want it so badly.

Omg can you imagine if Bannon used his evil powers of alt right influence against trump?????!!!

My husband is also 15 years old than I am and we have been together nearly a decade and are very happy. Yay us! The automatic judgement is such bullshit.