This won’t get any gun control. If a classroom of dead children was met with a shrug so will this.

It won’t. The takeaway from Rep. Mo Brooks (quoted in NYT) seems to be that the problem he sees is that he didn’t have a weapon himself. Nevermind that this was a baseball game, and it would be very hard to round third while packing heat.

Scalise is a shitty person, and I hope he’s going to be ok.

You are a very angry troll. Btw, the 9/11 commission report was released in 2004. Damn that Barry and his time traveling! 

I think I’m just tired of all the winning, really. 

Oh look. A porn connoisseur.

I remember when OBAMA had back channels with IRAN when he was running for president. But lets make a big deal out of Trump.

Edit: Hell, I just found a decapitated Clinton with her head on a stake at a Trump Rally.

A guy who I haven’t talked to since the Steele Dossier calls me up to say how horrible Kathy Griffin is for showing a beheaded Trump and how I was complicit because I’m not on Trump’s side. He went further to tell me the right would never do this to Obama, in which I replied, “go to google images and type in Obama…

I’d love to see Larry on HBO. Absolutely no holding back on anything! Keep keeping it 100, Larry.

Bill Maher belongs to the Bill Maher party. He’s too smart to be a conservative, but he’s too much of an asshole to give a rats ass about anyone who isn’t named Bill Maher. I don’t know why anyone pays attention to him anymore, his schtick got tired back before before politically incorrect ended. If people stopped…

Larry Wilmore’s show got cancelled after two seasons. Real time is on it’s 15th or 16th. That alone is evidence that we live in a twisted universe.

People may mock the idea of simulating this series on NHL ‘94 but they’ll be eating their words when the game ends 43-37 with Sidney Crosby scoring on 38 wraparounds.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Agreed. I am so sick of the GOVERNMENT telling us what to do with our planes.

Lovecraft is about slow, mounting existential dread, from which there is no salvation because you are but a mortal human. Dunwich borers is 15 minutes of ghouls literally packed into the walls (that noclip their way out) jumpscaring you. After you shotgun them all in the face you walk away stronger with shiny trinkets.

nope, its because of re-gu-lations that stymie growth. if united didn’t have to allow a crew to SLEEP they wouldn’t have had to get them on the earlier flight

Yes, reading the strip chronologically, seeing Charlie Brown start out as a pompous ass, and seeing Violet start out as a nicer version than the bully she became, makes these characters so much more three-dimensional. Whether Charles Schulz actually intended it or not, the character arcs are fascinating!

Today I learned that Charlie Brown actually deserved all the shit everyone gave him xD