The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

It’s so weird to me how cops just started doing stuff like this since cell phones with video cameras became so common place. You’d think they would have been up to these same shenanigans before, but the outcomes of so many internal investigations into such reports made it clear that witnesses and alleged victims were…

Really? A person couldn’t take 5 minutes to read the whole article? You seem to have spent more time coming up with your self-righteous response rather understanding the context of the situation.

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

My joke was based on the fact that she didn’t mention Grandpas who came from the USA, like many WASPs have. My joke was not implying that people from Sicily and Dubrovnik are WASPs. You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.

Attitude is everything. I remember I once saw my Quarterbacks head drop, just for a second, during a game. That second was enough, it was like a virus that infected the entire team. I just dropped my controller and walked away from the xbox.

Tell me more, Mr. Lombardi.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I’m not saying it’s unrealistic for someone with that much fame to make mistakes, I’m saying his ~repeated~ lines of “I fucked up, but I’m going to learn from this” lose meaning the more he has to say them.

Probably the only take worth a damn was Jacksepticeye’s, who is a close friend of Pewdiepie. Basically said Felix is a good guy, but doesn’t agree with his jokes and thinks they were really stupid to make.

FUCK! I bet it was good iced tea too, slightly sweet, while not masking the flavor of the tea. Bet it had lemon in that mofo too, because that’s how you roll. Damn, now I want tea and there’s none in the house.

It’s almost like people who get famous in their teens for shouting nonsense into a camera never mature much past that point.

It’s hard to care about the heat death of the universe when I just dropped my iced tea.

It’s hard to care about this or the real news when the heat death of the universe is an inevitability.

a comedian like Pewdiepie?

I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again, the problem wasn’t that Pewdiepie’s joke was offensive. The problem was that the joke was offensive and unfunny. You can get away with a lot of crass jokes if you’re talented enough and know how to provide the right context. Just look at It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They…

In the first X-Men movie, you can see that Sabertooth has fillings in his molars when he screams. Apparently tooth enamel doesn’t grow back, and Sabertooth’s healing factor doesn’t grow him new teeth. Wolverine ought to be toothless considering he’s 120+ years old before he meets Rogue and Professor X for the first…

“how extensive his healing abilities are.”

The horrifying corollary to this discussion is that any female mutant with healing factor is always a “virgin,” all the time, and heals her hymen with every thrust.