Me too! Doves, cry, etc.

101 REGIONAL POPS

Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk!

"A very rare Mary Worth, in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide."

"How about Lil Dot? Could you rip that off? I mean, who's gonna know? …That little girl sure loved dots!"

The Revisionist History Channel. Coming up next, the Snopes Hour

Axis Sally, guess you better slow your axis down

*FWOOOOO* :(

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Here are your prostate's messages: You have thirty minutes to move your prostate; You have ten minutes; Your prostate has been impounded; Your prostate has been crushed into a cube; You have thirty minutes to move your cube.

And then his cornflakes catch fire!

Cause of parents' death: Got in my way.

Only two members of that society have special rings.

Hmm.. Better keep the egg-head.

/points

"Two Cars" has a strange thematic unity for a Simpsons episode. Watch a more modern episode and then watch that one - the pace and the way it sticks to one main plot are pretty jarring. Not saying it's better or worse just very different from what came later.

I'm sure the manual will indicate which key is the backspace and which the deletetrix.

If you ignore the assumed-identity frame plot, the bits with Armin as a sleazy ne'er do well in Capital City are pure gold. "Nod suggestively".

Any Marge episode. I consider "A Fish Called Selma" easily top-ten, but I don't know how many share that opinion. Also "Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase".

I like the idea that the writers of the show are so into the messageboard drama and clueless fan theories that they deliberately write things into episodes in an attempt to affirm or discredit them.