Well, yeah. I mean he went to Band Camp, which is really, really close to “Boot Camp” and that’s practically Navy SEAL training right there! And he did all that while suffering with those horribly debilitating bone spurs (that would have permanently crippled any normal human being that wasn’t blessed by Trump…

He would have squeezed into his golf cart and hit the gas

As an American, I hope Mueller can help remove Trump from office in handcuffs.

As an American, I hope I can help vote him out of office. I’m sure he wishes me to be successful with that.

Lol, or maybe they didn’t leave a cheeseburger and a diet coke on the podium for the idiot.

She just needs to be rebooted.

Hate to disagree with you, but I’m certain Vladimir Putin reads ALL the Daily Intelligence Briefings.

Unlike the seven presidents who came before him, Donald Trump does not read

I completely understand. I was trying to come up with a joke, but I got slightly nauseous and my Seamless order is on the way.

Please don’t put the word “oral” anywhere near anything involving Trump. The resulting flashes I had were...unpleasant.

• Unlike the seven presidents who came before him, Donald Trump does not read the President’s Daily Brief, a critical document that lays out the most “pressing information collected by U.S. intelligence agencies from hot spots around the world,” according to the Washington Post. [Washington Post]
  

And I won’t lie; a big part of me wants to yell “Bitch, didn’t you see he was a snake from day one?”

“For $10/hr you bet your ass I will be on the front line for my nation (Old Navy) in this never-ending-war against thieves (black people)!”

I work at Old Navy in college. There was a summer where people would come in off the street, nonchalantly sweep a pile of clothing into a shopping bag and walk out. Store policy was employees weren’t supposed to try to stop them in anyway. That was a strictly loss preventions job. (And LP was only on site 4 days a…

Yeah, can you imagine having that much energy? I have worked retail. All I wanted to do is get to the end of the day and go home.

This is actually a really good (and really sad) point.

Ok thanks for explaining that. I don’t shop at Old Navy for clothes.

I got a new job with a better salary and along with it a high end rewards card. I have been asked for my Id more in the past 4 months than I have in the last 40 years of my life.

No cashier gives a shit about the company they work for. That’s how racist they were. Their racism and want to catch a black man was so strong it overcame their incredible apathy about checking people out.