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I wonder how many black students go to that Catholic school. At mine there was only one and she was there for just a year or two. So I am picturing in my head that he is the only black kid there.

Would your uterus show up on other bluetooth enabled smartphones as a device?
Found:

I want this so bad and really hope support for the Oculus Rift isn't too far off after release.

Wow, so that’s what models look like these days? Huh.

That might be the most miserable looking model I have ever seen, which might be saying something.

I REALLY WISH IT WERE THOUGH, THEN I COULD FINALLY WEAR THIS

At least Elena wraps. I’ve seen female judo wrestlers, letting those swing free would be painful.

Nintendo’s a funny example. I joked you should add a caveat because I AM loyal to Nintendo, for purely emotional, nostalgic reasons. (That and a preference to that style of gaming, which I won’t call casual but I will call FUN.) Though I’m waiting for the first big price drop for a Wii U, when they really start to

Still salty over losing GamerGate I see.

Ahem. I find many of them strangely magnetic.

That is an interview question that is illegal to ask. But what are you gonna do? You feel like you won’t have a chance if you point this out, but you feel the same way if you just answer.

Nope. I love a man bun. Men with long hair just do it for me and if they want to put it in a bun, I’ll be into that too. Awooooga.

Most of the man buns I see aren’t done tight enough to cause that kind of hair loss. Traction alopecia is seen more around the hairlines of women who wear severe ponytails all day every day.

Just to clarify, in case you’re like, “Is my green tea covered in hepatitis? Am I hepatitis? Everything is hepatitis!”

Hepatitis just means liver inflammation. So there’s all kinds- viral, toxic, etc etc. So, she didn’t catch hepatitis from anything, she developed it after forcing her liver to filter so much garbage

OMG OMG THIS IS MY HAND!!! MY HAND IS ON JEZEBEL GUYS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

NAILED IT.

The chunky silver bangle, simple black pumps, and a silver minaudiere like this one:

Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.

I recommend a swoopy Carmen Sandiego-esque hat, but in black. But then again, you shouldn’t listen to me; my accessory suggestion is ALWAYS a swoopy Carmen Sandiego-esque hat.