It would be nice if the new season of AHS would not be so rapey as the previous seasons, but with a hotel full of serial killers I’m not holding out a lot of hope.

This is very important to military issues, one of these people could be the next POTUS. This made no political claims, it just analyzed the transcript. As far as click bait, not sure how this is clickbait, certainly a lot of time and effort went into analyzing the statements made.

...have you tried avoiding stress? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yeah, toates a woman. When I mentioned that when I was younger I actually desired sex and got aroused I was told that I had been dysfunctionaly over sexual and my current no-sex-drive situation was normal. And that when I got into my 30s I would get horny again. (I’m 34 now, no dice.)

Ok, but every time I tell the doc I have no sex drive any more they’re like “Oh. So, any other concerns?” They do not give a fuck.

Yeah, the Cortana thing is kind of annoying. I wish that if I turned off a setting, Cortana would just not use that one feature—not break entirely. For example, I can tell Cortana not to access my browsing history, but if I try to turn off Location, Get to Know You, or anything else, Cortana will just cease to work…

Honestly I think that’s less about being trendy and more about finding something with an available dot com domain.

I need like 10 stories like this a day until I can even come close to dealing with the shit of the world, from Sam DuBose-killing cops to lion killing dentists to PP-defunding Republicans.

As a London resident, I can say we don’t have nearly enough Jack the Ripper tourist traps. I wholeheartedly applaud this man’s innovative (and may I say... daring!) vision. This is a great day for female murder victims.

Wait, we have culture?

Diet coke 4eva

I love this story. Also, I would rather be in a plane FILLED with people furtively fucking in secret under blankets than have a kid kicking the back of my seat. Or be seated next to someone chatty. Fuck on, star-crossed roommates of the world!

This is the worst and best thing. Respect.

this is awful but kinja won’t let me star it and I am LAUGHING SO HARD but not AT you i swear

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

does she count as a good guy with a gun... if 1. she’s a woman, 2. she’s a sex worker, 3. it wasn’t her gun?

If so, then millions of girls born in the 80s are in trouble.

One of my friends told me that out of the 13 girls in her elementary school classroom, 9 of them had “Marie” as a middle name. I think it’s pretty common :)

White people should really be asking themselves why their culture is so violent.

Thank goodness the guy didn’t have money, or they’d never have been able to tell if he intended to pay or not. Seriously, the kill kit should have been enough evidence by itself that he didn’t plan to pay.