@Landau_Calrissian is a Plastic Paddy:

It meets none of your criteria, but I have been unable to get this car out of my head for the last 4 months:

Just looking at it gives me a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort.

@graverobber: Philip Landrigan Edition:

NICE PRICE!!! Only because it has a "SLOW DOWN" light on the dash. Of a Ferrari. It's the exact opposite concept of the leaves on the dash of the Fusion Hybrid.

@hike15:

@Mad_Science:

827 lb over 37 model years is 23.6 lb/year.

We want to be like Tiff Needell when we grow up.

To be mounted upside down on an orange Charger?

If you look closely at the background of the first picture; just to the left of the telephone pole; through the window of the factory; just about level with that vent grille on the side of the building; you can see western society jumping the shark.

@Jo Schmo *Now comma free!!:

@rawtoast:

@bobwilson1977:

With a sale like this why wouldn't you cancel the contracts?

@bpapa9013:

@engineerd:

@Maxichamp:

@Adam Smith:

I'm disappointed in the club though. A 1/4-turn battery disconnect just under the front seat would be more period correct and removing the hot wire from the coil would be more historicaly accurate.