Ahh, it's Jalopnik Secret Decoder Ring Day!

2 stories:

@Ash78:

@Ash78:

@Feds:

OK, call me crazy if you want to, but seing as this car is designed to appeal to your inner 7 year old, that is no cup holder. It's a seat for this guy:

@Ash78:

@piththeelder:

Also, what is that thing in the bikini?

The picture of the Giant European Guy has caused me to exceed my recommended daily intake of Crotch Shot.

So am I the only one who noticed that the jeep seems to have travelled down some pre-established short cut to get to the gas station?

Uncompliated controls eh? How many jalops could:

If I am going to pay redonkulous money for a car, THIS is what I am buying. You don't buy lambos because you like to drie, you buy them so people look at you. THIS will get you noticed.

There's the beauty of a LeMons racer: The holes in the floors can be used as an escape hatch.

694-MENU? Is that the phone number of a resteraunt?

You guys are clearly not pet owners. That CAT just wants its belly scratched.

"I like to pick up girls like this and have sex with them in uncomfortable places"

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares:

@Sigsworth:

@dmdukejr - duder-onomy!: