Weird that it took a meltdown of a generational talent for the Nats to finally win a fucking playoff series.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

What’s new, though, is the recognition ... that nobody is actually a fan of ESPN or Sports Illustrated.

So our vision, and this is where you come in, is that entrepreneurs run these team-specific sites. People who are all Hawkeyes all the time or all Jets all the time. And are covering their team on an intense basis, and equally importantly are fostering an intense community of fans who come back to the site everyday

played the foil to Jerry West’s Batman.

Fish having trouble with women. Maybe Matt Barnes can help?

“The film wouldn’t exist without Nolan’s ambitiously bleak take on the DC universe, yet it makes those operatic caped-crusader adventures look breezy by comparison.”

Were Nolan’s movies terribly bleak? “The Dark Knight” does revolve around Rachel’s death and Harvey’s loss of innocence, but the climax hinges around two…

Ok howabout “all the Scorcese films with broad appeal”? 

Joker is almost entirely humorless

The last A being the problem. 

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

He saw a chance, took his shot and made it. That's refreshingly different for him. 

Wondo’s overenthusiasm again results in loss.

like a helicopter.

Poor defending is also the reason why Manchester City lost to Norwich.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Where’s my book deal? "The Truth Confluence"

Didn’t read the article, just wanted to come down here and talk about how awesome the giant back tattoo I got in 2005 is. It’s Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle and Malcolm Gladwell and says “The Three Wisemen” on top, because they’re never wrong about anything.