They both had a sponsorship deal with Nike so it makes sense.

Bill Belichick was literally a high school lacrosse coach in his spare time while he was an assistant coach for the Lions, so makes sense that Patricia has that aura.

I’ve always gotten Major Applewhite, the former Texas Longhorns QB mixed up with Marshall Applewhite. 

Fuck, man. Not even a token “NO MAGARY IM NOT WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKS” from ZMF this year. It’s like Christmas without Santa.

It’s kind of an inspired choice, tbh.

Great movie, but best of the decade? Mad Max: Fury Road is RIGHT THERE

Yeah but the Giants have to share credit with the Steelers for her accomplishments.

Bryan:

Buddy you’re speaking my language. I feel this about the fucking weird feminist take on the ending of Eggers’ The VVitch. There’s a lot of “that was a happy ending for Thomasin” and that TOTALLY MISUNDERSTANDS THE GODDAM CHARACTER. And all because the anti-religious-oppression, pro-women-agency position of those…

Kurt Russell and Al Pacino 69 in this movie?

I remember when the Dolphins hired Adam Gase away from the Bears and us Bears fans were very upset about it because of how great he was with Cutler that year. And then they signed Dowell (not a name) Loggains and he perpetually shit the bed every week while coaching Brandon Marshall, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte.…

If I see skinny Kevin Smith make that same goofy face one more time, I may have to Manson him.

Yeah, Hateful Eight’s bloat fit better with its hangout, trapped-in-a-small-space vibe, the characters have nothing to do but ping off each other so the lengthy chapters gain tension from the time. Django has a mission and sucking the propulsion out of that feels worse.

Really? No one’s ever mentioned that before.

This is that movie where James Spader plays the creepy sex pervert, right?

You don’t have to pay attention right now.

Also curious how a midlife crisis can appear at the age of fifty-friggin-six.

That Wikipedia entry is completely wrong. Just utter made-up bullshit. 

I hope the treatment helps save his life, make him healthy again, and cure his addiction to driving.

Why is blaming everything on Millenials still a thing?