- everyone watching him roll around on the ground

Why wouldn’t teams want to take a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot and a low-percentage shot with Westbrook?

Jabari Parker is very available too!

“...enlisting the influential agent Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports.”

This, to me -- nothing against you personally -- but is sort of the apotheosis of how far from useful the fan obsession with terminology and contract arcana and all that has gone. Your analysis mentions absolutely nothing of how good he is. You just cite his age, position and contract. I mean, he’s a goddamn bozo! I…

Orb Gang Represent

I remember being genuinely terrified by a couple of moments in this: when they fight the ant and when the kid almost gets eaten in the cereal. I didn’t have the language at 8 to describe it this way, but I think the helplessness and smallness of both situations caused an early existential crisis.

Also, how is it that…

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

It was known as one of the fastest tracks back in the day, but that led to some pretty horrific collisions so at some point they outfitted all the horses running on that track with restrictor plates over their noses to limit their air intake and slow them down.

Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

It was just sorghum.

...Whoops.

He sat on his balls, and ABC couldn’t stop production.

Looks like Trump2020 has a new slogan!

That’s what I keep telling my boss, but they’re surprisingly unsympathetic.

There is already a Gay, Michigan.  Which is why he had to buy in Hell, Michigan.

The show already has Alex Baldwin, so being a pompous ass certainly doesn't disqualify one for the job.

Non-Cum Town listener spotted. The pod is not horny at all, 2/3 of the hosts’ dicks don’t even work.