I guess they’re looking to emulate the CFL.

I’m surprised Spurrier has time for this between rounds of shirtless golf.

The Sciences was my favorite album of the year, metal or not.

I’m glad someone else posted this. It’s burrowed into my brain and given me permanent damage.

“Bulk of the series...” gets me every time. Same with him holding up Larry’s homework in a Ziploc bag. Just perfect.

They make music for people who think Imagine Dragons is too cerebral.

Correct. Then again, I’m also the one person on earth who thinks Thank Your Lucky Stars is their best album, so take that as you will.

Gonna have to go with Walter Sobchak. His confrontation with Larry Sellers is one of the funniest things ever captured on film.

Andy’s boyfriend was mad at her because she didn’t come out to celebrate him getting the part with his bros Turtle, E, and Johnny Drama.

He showed up to camp totally out of shape, pissed and moaned about getting deservedly benched, and has moped through games. The Bulls threw him a very expensive prove-it contract, and he’s done everything he can to avoid living up to it. Maybe he’ll catch on with a better team/coach on a vet minimum contract next year…

There was a commenter on The Dissolve (RIP) who wrote a very elaborate case for Billy Madison being a piece of dark comedy genius. I agreed with every word of it. What I’m getting at is, some people take Adam Sandler much more seriously than is needed.

Long live the StavBot.

Needs more true leftist podcasts, like Cum Town.

I can only assume that Cameron Payne, who is among the worst players I’ve ever seen play, is sub-butt.

Nobody butts 1.000.

I would trade some combination of Bobby Portis (who I think might be slightly above butt, but not by much) and like, Justin Holiday or something for Fultz. Portis and Holiday provide spacing (in theory) and Fultz can re-set his career (also in theory).

He’s smelly, post-workout butt.

He seems like he’s destined to be a lesser Rudy Gay, which is very butt and extremely underwhelming compared to the hype he had coming.

He’s extremely butt. I take it you haven’t subjected yourself to any Bulls games yet this year.

It’s missing Kris Dunn, but maybe he’s injured too often to have a butt verdict rendered yet.