Albert has the worst takes of any Deadspin writer save Billy Haisley.

I would go:

That’s a steroid-era Juan Gonzalez if I’ve ever seen one.

I feel so very, very old.

Mostly just the new QOTSA album. It’s good, unsurprisingly.

I like most of Drive By Truckers’ catalog, but Southern Rock Opera is the one I always come back to. 

Curtis Conway.

That pretty much nails it.

Obviously, Stannis was never gonna make it to the end, but they absolutely butchered his character.

She stole the whole “psychotically talking to yourself while having long blonde hair thing” from Megadeth’s Sweating Bullets.

I respect her decision to look like David Coverdale.

Pitchfork is back baby. It’s good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

I’m about to get on my boat, The Live-4-Ever, and listen to the new QOTSA album. I hope nothing tragic happens to me.

As long as Nick Oliveri is out of the band, I don’t think we’ll hear anything like Millionaire again.

Yes. Yes you can. Let the hate flow.

I’m roughly two and a half years older than Taylor Swift, but it feels like she’s at least ten years younger than me.

I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.

No one on Earth is better-equipped to eulogize this strange, beautiful man. Rest in power, Rich.

It’s a really sad, heavy album, but it really works for me. It’s probably my third-favorite album of there’s, just behind Songs For The Deaf and Rated R.

As a member of the pervert community, I’m for it.