Seinfeld Today was painfully unfunny and Seinfeld 2000 was much better for a while, but now it's kind run itself into the ground.

Friday Night Lights was based on a movie that was based on a book. It's two levels removed from originality.

What if Seinfeld still on tv?

So is this the original version of Powderfinger, which was intended to be given to Ronnie Van Zandt before Ronnie "ended up singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' to the Lord"?

30 Rock was the best prime time, broadcast sitcom since Seinfeld. Todd Van Der Werff sucks and Nabin should know better.

He did, that's true.

My (white American) granddad spent time in the Philippines during and after the war, so I'd be pretty interested in that, too, for entirely selfish, personal reasons.

Every time I hear "pleasure boat" I think of a big fat guy being fed grapes.

I think that's generally more often the case than not. Then again, I'm kind of a dummy who usually takes movies at face value, so I very rarely try to infer anything about the creators or their motives.

Wait, what now?

It's sort of like when Richard Spencer declared that Depeche Mode were the official band of the Alt Right. Just because some dingus says it doesn't make it true.

I sort of think trying to suss out Christopher Nolan's politics is a fool's errand at this point.

That was a breathtaking moment of man-turkey love. If the prudes in my family can't handle it, I don't need them.

I had not heard the Brexit critique. That's a very…literal interpretation.

I'm basically Bobby Hill from the Thanksgiving episode where John Redcorn accidentally made him woke.

Exactly what I had in mind.

Everything is problematic, everything is bad. I'm mad all the time and my family won't invite me to Thanksgiving anymore.

Ah shit, you're right. It's usually Liam doling out the burns, so I mixed it up.

It's the best burn I've ever heard. Nothing will top it.

I'm always 100% with Tweedy. Ryan Adams can kiss my papal ass.