(Borat voice) His Wife!

EVERYONE OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!

For sure. The first Mission Impossible is way more of a spy/thriller than straight-up action.

It's amazing how many of these mid-90s action movies have titles that sound like the fake movies from Seinfeld. For such a small bit, those writers really nailed the whole fake movie thing.

Clueless Gamer is exactly what I was thinking of in the "blatantly trying to go viral" category.

I'm sure there are plenty of child-diddling edgelords who can take his place.

Agreed. My parents, who are out of that age group, love him. They don't understand my contempt for his stupid show.

Lip sync battle with Recep Tayyip Erdogan will surely be a viral smash hit.

Questlove gives his take on voter suppression while Jimmy plays fucking beer pong with Emma Stone for the 9000th time.

It does sometimes, but I also get the impression that they try too hard for viral bits at times. Maybe it's because I've gotten older, or he's gotten older, or both, but it doesn't really feel the same. His interviews, especially when an ol' lump of coal like Norm Macdonald comes on, are still great.

I remember watching those and feeling like "oh hey, I've been missing this!" Too bad it wasn't long for this world.

It really did feel like he was trying to have it both ways. He wanted to do a toned-down version of his old show to play to the earlier time slot. Instead of appealing to both his old fans and the Tonight Show viewers, he appealed to neither. I understand why he wasn't able to just do "Late Night" an hour earlier, but…

I would love for Frankenstein to waste a minute of our time right now.

A maneuver known as the Rick Perry.

Little Jay Leno is probably in my top 3 Conan characters. Number one, obviously, is the FedEx Pope. Number two, the legendary Shoeverine. Then, at number three, the beloved Little Jay Leno.

BOOM!

Yeah, I don't really miss Conan's Tonight Show. It was pretty lame. I miss Conan's Late Night a ton, however.

His cutesy pandering vibe offends me way more than Leno's middle of the road mediocrity ever did. I knew that Leno wasn't for me, and that was fine. Fallon is ostensibly aimed exactly at my age demographic, and I couldn't hate it more.

Yeah, if there's one way to become less of a hack, it's to emulate Bill Hicks.

Coy and Vance Reynolds.