Yeah, Jeezy rules and I won't hear any slander of him.

Yes, popular music artists and celebrities in general are often mindful of how much attention their projects get.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Page hated it. I read somewhere that he and Bonham were planning on going back to a more straightforward rock sound on the next record before Bonham died.

That song rules and I think it's getting a bump in popularity because it was used in the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer.

I think it's because they sped up the tape a little to shift the pitch up a quarter step or so. It doesn't sound natural.

That's correct.

I think my aversion to prog rock can be traced back to my disdain for those noodly-ass Yes keyboard solos.

He redefined the art of making music that sounds like Transformers fucking.

Charlie Musselwhite is good.

I sincerely wish there was more earnestly stupid and fun, DLR-era Van Halen type music out there. Or maybe there is, but it's all terrible bro-country that I'll never listen to.

"I'm Gonna Crawl" is such a good song.

Or, you have 808s And Heartbreaks, which uses it both as a crutch and as a way to add texture.

Yeah, that pretty much nails it. The election broke a lot of people's brains.

As a guy who shares a last name with Stan, I've heard DARSH many, many times.

"Do your impression of David Caruso's career!"

At least Texas has Austin.

Not only is he an unofficial Cum Boy, he's also good on Twitter

We wanted to look like Daft Punk.

I'm glad I can finally admit that I think Andy Richter sucks. Conan's show was at its best when Max was his primary sidekick, with Joel Goddard and La Bamba as secondary punching bags. His politics are the worst kind of banal, barely center-left celebrity politics.

That's a doubly good burn. Not only because of the boring thing, but also because Warren G. Harding was one of the worst presidents we've ever had.