I usually agree with Drew’s rants, but... Benoit makes a clear and consistent case from an X’s and O’s standpoint, and has been clear and consistent on this since early 2016, before the protest started.

What if your average chef is roughly as interesting as your average actor?

I tried cream cheese and salmon on a blueberry bagel once, because there was no other bagel type around. It was a mistake.

Fried spam + dab of mayo on King’s Hawaiian dinner rolls. Good god is it delicious.

Rockstar’s failure to really write in any meaningful female characters suggests this outfit problem is not a single issue but part of a pattern in how the dev/design team thinks about the game. Even if they want to stick with campy/over-the-top characters, there are so many cool female tropes and archetypes that can…

pretty sure these vids are for snapchat. and yes, they’re awful.

TACKLE: 90

Drew “I won Chopped” Magary is lying to you. Don’t throw away the broccoli stalk. Just peel it with a knife and slice it thin before cooking it. It’s delicious.

I once nudged my friend in the ribs with my toothbrush while he was playing RE4. It was me and three others watching him play at about 2am. He jumped so bad that he launched the controller about 8 feet into the air before it dropped and cracked.

This story needs a correction. What kind of sick fuck puts cumin in their guac?

Two takes:

As far as you know, my ass. Do the homework? Per the NewsOK story:

Except... this was a completely private conversation — not a white person fishing for credit in the media.

MRA debate formula:

Okay. Or. OR! If you’re a strong, large man, don’t fucking use disproportionate force to break a woman’s face?

Append “brother” to the end of each sentence, maybe.

Drew, you dingus, a psychic athlete would be able to focus on the thoughts of an opposing player. We’re talking pre-loony Mel Gibson in “What Women Want” psychic powers, here.

...Prince Amukamara, who gets passed by more often than a narcoleptic security guard. Whatever.

Hample’s tantrum may have been shitty, but the self-righteous bullshit in the commentariat is hilarious. Yeah, fuck this guy who pays to go to ballgames so he can catch baseballs, which he’s really good at. HOW DARE HE CATCH SO MANY BASEBALLS!!11!

We all have weird things we love that others might not understand, and…

Are you stupid or what? Burrito bowls almost always come with more filling ingredients because they pile it on. And then you ask for tortillas on the side. Ergo, you get more food.