Hample’s tantrum may have been shitty, but the self-righteous bullshit in the commentariat is hilarious. Yeah, fuck this guy who pays to go to ballgames so he can catch baseballs, which he’s really good at. HOW DARE HE CATCH SO MANY BASEBALLS!!11!

We all have weird things we love that others might not understand, and…

Are you stupid or what? Burrito bowls almost always come with more filling ingredients because they pile it on. And then you ask for tortillas on the side. Ergo, you get more food.

are...are you gay now

Then throw it in the fucking trash can, ya stubborn doof. Wipes are shit for sewer systems and don’t degrade.

I think believing that two people “got what they deserved” by being rammed off the road by a truck, then immediately lamenting the loss of “a beautiful car” — aka an inanimate object — hews pretty close to the definition of “sociopath.”

Everyone else has said what I want to say, and beautifully. So I instead leave this heartfelt tribute from Donald Trump. Godspeed, Chyna.

I think the real issue here is that you’re just comparing shitty bear honey (? maybe?) to better honey, period, consistency of the product be damned

For the love of all that is holy, it is not stealing to drink seltzer water from the fountain. Restaurants buy CO2 in giant canisters that look like they belong in a B52's bomb silo, and it’s damn cheap.

Honestly, I haven’t met a single pro photographer that in any sense made me feel like shooting in manual mode was the “right” way to do it.

1. Hey, why you gotta shit on store-bought pasta? Fresh pasta and dried pasta are two completely different things, with high- and low-quality versions of both. Some pasta dishes just seem weird with fresh pasta instead of dried.

The movie The Diary of a Teenage Girl captures a lot of this ambivalence in an amazing way. The movie follows a 14-year-old girl who begins a sexual relationship with her mother’s boyfriend in ‘70s San Francisco.

This is how people end up as high-volume Redditors.

It depends on how we view his success. Mainstream airplay and Grammys (never a good barometer of good music) is one thing. But like you say, he’s never been embraced by the more knowledgeable rap community. I’d argue that his mainstream success is more a function of his bland-but-cute popness, not his whiteness; in…

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

Answer: Alcohol is a diuretic! You pee it out all later, whereas his body is urged to pee more frequently because of the booze.

Honestly I feel like it would taste better (and be far cheaper) if you just spread some thick coconut oil on toast with some sugar and shredded coconut.


<lightbulb>
<opens cafe serving exclusively that in Portland>
<makes millions>

Nobody tell the email-of-the-week chicken guy what goes down at restaurants.

i mean the whales have to escape the hunters somehow

To this day, Mendes no longer needs to check his blind spot when changing lanes.

Spoken perfectly like someone who has no idea what addiction feels like. Nice!