Who is the fucking chatchmo wearing a baseball cap in the courtroom??

1a. Walk-off catcher pick-off at 3rd base in a 1 run game.

I felt the requisite sadness of RW’s death for a few days, but I don't know...I just don't feel like I/we were robbed of future brilliance like I felt/feel about those PH and PSH.

I’ve got a buddy who shares this scene’s brilliance with me as an inside joke. Every once in a while one of us will grab the other and belt out “YOU LIED TO ME!”

My top 2: Phil Hartman and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. None others even bother me all that much, but those two upset me on a recurring basis.

The classic distinction without a difference

Put another way, it doesn’t matter one lick what the PRT says when it comes to playoff seeding, etc...except that it should give the Jays and their fans confidence, if they get in the playoffs, knowing that they should (ie- actually played well enough) have the best record in all of baseball, not the 11th best.

The PRT is a predictor of winning percentage at a moment in time looking backwards at actual run differential results. It is amazingly accurate given enough sample size (which, by August, we have). If you think their team has gotten better recently, and that their average run differnetial will improve going forward,…

Using the Pathagorean Run Theory, their run differential (actually +121) should be resulting in a winning percentage of .615, which would make them comfortably the second best record in baseball behind the Cardinals (who themselves are outperforming their expected winning percentage with a +119 run differential). The…

trust me when I tell you, he’s the one being an asshole friend.

You forgot the biggest one, by far: he loosened home lending standards, leading directly to the worst economic collapse in all of our lifetimes.

We’re actually talking about our ability to conclude guilt. And those aren’t “murderers” and Brady’s not a cheater nor a liar because we can’t prove any of it, so stop it.

Yep, that was the moment. 👌

You can’t prove Tom Brady’s guilt in the same way you can’t prove OJ Simpson or George Zimmerman’s guilt.

Can’t believe I think of Brady in the same way I think of ARod. Two of the most accomplished athletes of my lifetime, but both just...shitty.

I've been schadenfreuding all over my keyboard this afternoon. It's disgusting, but I can't stop.

Rotten luck that he destroyed the one piece of evidence that could prove his innocence!

Here are the only things that were 100% shown: he’s a liar; he’s an obstructor.