Oddly enough, "Melania" sounds like it could be a brand name for a pink beer.

I love guava anything.
I need this beer.
Gwen, is this a street fair in Chicago?

Pearl's really gone wild if she didn't even clean up that apple juice spill.

Nobody likes them!

Space Race.

Garnet rocks a mean keytar.

Brown Diamond confirmed.

Thanks for reminding me to order it.

Hope this doesn't turn into a Jean Grey / Madeline Pryor situation.

Now, listen, sweetheart, the Gems are movin' in. We're takin' over. You play ball, we'll cut you in for a piece of the pie. You don't, you're out - ALL the way out, know what I mean?

Jamie's still got the last 10 years worth of tax forms buried in his mailbag.

"Do you speed?"

Just wait until Mayor Dewey opens a casino in Jersey.

"Pearl, tell her how you beat on the cop!"
"Cops, plural. Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around!"

Jigsaw puzzle manufacturer, are you telling lies?

If you want Pearl to race to the laser gun battle in her hover-Dondai, press 1.

Rainfaux Quartz.

All hail Zuke.
Down with Twitter haters.

Just wait until they show the flashback episode where Pearl was robbing banks with Dillinger.

Le Mort YUUUUUUGE.