That's how big they are.

From JLA - Avengers:

A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a
bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that
there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.

Get Shaggy a pizza, stat!

♫ Science man,
science man,
doin' the things
a scientist can! ♫

We need to find a way to make this a Rickroll for creationists.

Well, you can't beat the Ferry version for pure Ferry-ness, but it's does have silly synths and Gaskin reciting "Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone" in the most posh voice.
And hey, guess who shows up in the video?:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Aw, I missed the stride mother! I bet she drove an Alfa Romeo back in the 80s.

There's also a fun cover of Leipzig on the Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin Up From The Dark album (along with a version of XTC's "Roads Girdle The Globe" and their bizarre cover of Lesley Gore's "It's My Party".

Noel, you're on a roll! Game Theory, Pretenders, The Jam, and now Dolby. Great records, all.

I wanted him for a gift last Love Day.

Have an upvote even though I'm horrified.

Reminds me of this for some reason:

You can call me Ray, or you can call me racist…

Remove his spleen-u, Xenu.

That was John Landis' sequel to Twilight Zone: The Movie.

Did I mention it takes place at Stonehenge?

Search For The Edge Of The Days Of Our Lives Tomorrow Night

I think he's done more for humanity than his namesake ever has.

Thanks for combining Jesse Helms and Scientology in my head.