I pity inanimate objects, because they cannot move…

Let's thank our lucky stars they never went ahead with the Twilight-lite version from a few years ago.

And his baffling Scottish accent.

Hot Tub High School ! Remember that nude scene?

Meanwhile, Leon just keeps getting larger.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Is this what happened after he married the alien girl in Galaxy Quest ?

Best friends with Rowsdower!

But who pays for it?

I won a dream date (in knee pads) with him!

Sorry, my stride mother already had that idea.

England Dan Stevens & John Ford Coley.

That's really super, Supergirl.

It is pretty bad. But it's also possibly the most over-the-top Shatner performance ever. That's worth a few points.

Celine & Julie was an amazing film. The way David Thomson describes it in his Biographical Dictionary of Film makes one think it's his favorite film of all time.

I don't like coffee.
It makes me jittery!
Here's an impression of me on coffee:
I just had some coffee!
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blblblblblblblblblblb
ablblblblblblbblblblblll
Hey! hey hey hey hey!
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
What're you doing?
I…

Dat's my boy who said dat!
EDIT: (Damn, someone beat me to it!)

Who knew Shaggy's secret identity was Hipster Shakespearean Oliver Queen?

Paging CEO of Tits! Paging CEO of Tits!

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