You'll have to pry my laserdiscs out of my cold dead fingers.

And yet I keep getting Community notifications.

They usually go away pretty quickly, though.

I thought you were some bizarre cross between Black Panther and Pink Panther.

Please.

With a subplot in which Boston PD looks the other way as Wahlberg beats up random Asian guys.

How about if he resurrected Zevon and then took his place in the grave?

Great, so now he's a Christian pop star. As if I didn't dislike him enough already.

Welcome to Skull & Bones.

"When do we get to the nitroglycerin factory?"

Madonn'!

Ted Dikachu, Sex Architect.

Isn't she the sponsor for a football stadium now?

It's obvious, people! Etta Candy!

Two Amazons enter. One Amazon leaves.

It was a beautiful thing until Obelix knocked it off.

You cone-nippled bastard!

It's not namedropping if it comes up organically.

It may not be parody, but "Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!" remains Pravda's greatest ever headline.

Holy shit! This guy's taking Fallon off the grid!
He's not giggling or anything!