They just named him Rollo to give him some personality.

He's needed there. Muffin stealing is still rampant.

After @midnight, are they gonna let it all hang out?

Subway?

The real-life inspiration for Murray!

You've just made an enemy for life!

If you even suggest that the All Blacks won't win the Rugby World Cup, they'll lock you up and throw away the key.

Goodnight, Jim-Tom!

Kohn 2012!

They're giving that job to the All Blacks.

And both are distantly related to the Moops.

Just tell me Britta's not involved in this in any way.

Did Jared win the MTV Pink House competition back in the 80's?

Afrikaans has a lot of words with sequential 'a's, so unfortunately whenever I see them, I think of apartheid.

What's this about Oogieloves now?

I Spike

Today I learned that "nicest-work" should be hyphenated.

Well, the slapping part, anyway.

Wait just a minute! In the previous comment section, SandraIJackson also earned exactly $9498 and bought the exact same Alfa Romeo!

Yo, Sandral, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best work-at-home scams of all time!