I love that this year, a number of the scariest stories centered on non-ghost incidents. The modeling gig... the poisoned uncle... a woman buried alive... a madman in the basement... Sometimes the spookiest stories are the ones about other humans.

They just needed more cardboard

What about Super Duper Saiyan?

I would have answered density.

I’m too lazy and I don’t care enough to type it out, so something something about supporting content creators blah blah, fat lazy people should be allowed to not get real jobs.

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

Games include such popular hits as:

This article doesn’t matter unless it’s full HD and a smooth 60 FPS

And you cheer when he finally picks up the futon to smother the flames... Then scream as he proceeds to use that futon to fan the small trash fire into a total conflagration.

I waited over an hour before posting this, to make sure it was DOWN, not just a short outage.

I've been in Crucible since the game dropped. I never found a tactic I couldn't counter and any time I died it was because the opposing team was really good or because I made mistakes. People are just a bunch of whiny babies.

You can infuse that blue into your legendary if you prefer the legendary perks.

...A ten dollar price drop...

Next up, Kotaku reviews DEATH.

Umm, I think that’s illegal in most parts of the U.S.

The “3D”effect was meant to come from Samus standing on the ground and seems to pop out from the wall she’s drawn on. It’s a subtle effect but it’s there.

My grandfather was a marine during WW2, and till the day he died he had nothing but praise for the M1 Garand, and he would talk about how it saved his life thanks to how reliable it was.

However, he said the ping was a huge downside. The enemy figured out the sound meant you had used your last bullet, so it could be a…