It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

I am about to turn 34 years old and the highlight of my entire fandom is a fucking Devin Hester kickoff return TD in a loss, and this guy is gonna tell me I’m the worst fan in football?

Ah yes the Neil Diamond “Forever in Blue Jeans” special

Follow up question: A thrilling come from behind victory, or watching the lights go out in a stranger’s eyes while you slowly choke them to death on the side of the road? What’s your fancy?

“Hello, brother, have you heard the Gospel of the Lovable Loser?”
-Northsiders, people from nowhere near Chicago who grew up with WGN

That match was everything MLS rolled into one. I loved it. Strange referee decisions, a keeper howler, awful defending, VAR being misused, announcers spouting zealous MLS propaganda - the total package. Even post game was awesome. Bob Bradley told an interviewer to get lost and walked away. Zlatan grabbed his dick and…

Someone needs to pull Gary Thorne away from Baltimore.

I have an even easier trick to see who wrote the article--the byline!

I don’t hate him, he’s just too robotic for me. His voice gets louder sometimes, but he never really seems excited. He’s been the broadcaster for some of the most memorable plays in in the last 2 decades, and I can’t think of one memorable call he’s made. The last out of every single world series he delivers the same…

It’s a genre. If the Rolling Stones put out a new album tomorrow, it’s classic rock.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

(Two years ago I posted "I haven't seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica" in response to LeBron stuffing Jusuf Nurkic into a locker and stealing his lunch money on a dunk. I think I've exhausted this vein, but damn if it wasn't a rich one.)

I haven't seen a Serbian atrocity like that since Gorazde.

Not surprising that he chose life lessons from working at the plant of a car marque that, like the Bulls, is now just a shell of what it used to be.

Boylen and his Saturine face needs the Pontiac and Oldsmobile treatment.

Do they have to bring their own hardhats and lunchpails or do the Bulls provide that for them?

And Shelby Foote enthusiast.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.