I mean is this fun for you? I can’t imagine what your stake in this could be. 

A) Clearly you missed the part about how cool I am according to my mom

I had a girlfriend that would do that during a fight: just keep repeating the same things over and over even after I had refuted them.

To say they’re both 20-goal guys isn’t an apples to apples comparison. Neal’s scored 40 before; 20 is his minimum. Lucic scores goals in the front of the net with his body doing most of the work; Neal scores by skill. Skill doesn’t erode nearly as quickly as knees and backs do.

Justin Verlander’s face in that clip.. I just realized he looks like one of the characters from Goldeneye for N64.

This defensive play is probably the defensive play of the year and might have saved the Rays season. How was this not covered in this post?

Lately?

“If the anonymous people in the comments of a Deadspin post can’t figure out a workable solution to athletes getting screwed out of any semblance of fair compensation, then it shouldn’t happen and everyone should just shut up and be happy they get scholarships! WE CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT UNTIL WE FIGURE ALL OF IT OUT FIRST…

Dude, get off his mannschaft.

like I tell my players—and figure out homelessness and I think he’s got a state that borders Mexico and get that mess figured out, and the budget and some things like that.

I know the liberal PC police SJWswill attack me here, but I personally won’t vote for a candidate who refuses to do something about California bordering Mexico. That shit is just unacceptable. Make Ohio do it.

Woah, I just learned that the Twins are managed by Rocco Baldelli. I pay attention to baseball enough that I should have known that.

C’mon man, we’re trying to have a two minutes’ hate over here.

Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.

All three of those AL Central teams have been to the World Series since the Twins last won a playoff game. Two of the three have even won a World Series since the Twins last won a playoff game.

Keith Hernandez, the guy from Seinfeld. 

What Phillips, and a lot of others, get wrong is that Twitter is not real life.

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.

We’ve been alternating fucking over and funding the kurds for the better part of 3 decades now. This isn’t really news anymore so much our cyclical relationship with them.

I swear to God I once heard John Madden unironically say, “To win the game, you’ve gotta score more points than the other team.”